On Hillary Clinton

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?

Twitter, 16/4/15

Donald Trump

President of The USA
              

Résumé

― I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.

Experience

  • 2017

    Became 45th president of the United States

  • 2016

    Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!

  • 2015

    Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run

Personal Life

  • 2006

    Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron

  • 2005

    Married her

  • 1998

    Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss

Media Career

  • 2019

    Was awarded Worst Actor and Worst Screen Combo at Golden Raspberry Awards for parts in "Death of a Nation" and "Fahrenheit 11/9"

  • 2015

    Published a book "Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again"

Education

  • 2011

    Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my academic records so they could not be seen by anyone, never!

  • 1966

    Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in May 1968 with a B.S. in economics

Languages

🇺🇸 ENGLISH 🇺🇦 УКРАЇНСЬКА

Skills

NEGOTIATING COUNTING REMODELING WRITING ACING SINGING REPORTING INCORPORATING SELLING ADVERTISING HOSTING COMPETING TWITTING PARENTING GAMBLING DATING SUING ORGANIZING FUNDING DEBATING ADVISING PRESBYTERIANING

Character

ADJUSTED CALM AMBITIOUS COMPETITIVE SOCIABLE DIRECT HOSTILE CARELESS IGNORANT INQUISITIVE BOLD CONFIDENT MISCHIEVOUS CHARMING INTERESTING DARING COLORFUL LAZY SELF-PROMOTING

Likes ☺

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Dislikes ☹

DOGS MEDIA CNN GERMANS MEXICANS IMMIGRANTS SHITHOLE COUNTRIES UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN BLACKS SUSHI HOT-DOGS ALCOHOL FRUIT CHRISTMAS PARTIES LIBERALS

Wants

BE HEALTHY GROW A TREE BUILD TRUMP AIRPORT HAVE A TASTE DO A HARLEM SHAKE IN CONGRESS TO GOLF MORE OFTEN WIN ALL THE COURT SUITS

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